Duck Crew

    • Champ

    • Age: 23
    • Height: 6' 8"
    • Weight: 225 lbs.
    • Home: Houston
    • Occupation: Scoring touchdowns for the Players
    • Favorite Saying: Pay Dirt!, Get off me!
    • Dusty

    • Age: 22
    • Height: 5' 6"
    • Weight: 110 lbs.
    • Home: Temple
    • Occupation: Team leader in dropped passes for the Smokers
    • Favorite Saying: I’m (cough, cough) open!!
    • Thomas

    • Age: 12
    • Home: Giddings
    • Hobbies: Playing video games, going to movies, downloading music
    • Favorite Saying: Comeback baby, right here.
    • Angela

    • Age: 11
    • Home: San Antonio
    • Hobbies: Schooling everyone in video games, playing basketball
    • Favorite Saying: Replay that!
    • Doc Duck

    • Age: 16
    • Height: 3' 4"
    • Weight: 80 lbs.
    • Home: DUCK Mission Control
    • Occupation: Designed DUCK Mission Control and keeps it up and running
    • Favorite Saying: The DOC don't lie; It's time to ditch the lab coat and bust out with the bling!
    • Sci-Fi Duck

    • Age: 15
    • Height: 3' 0"
    • Weight: 140 lbs. of pure muscle
    • Home: DUCK Mission Control
    • Occupation: DOC Duck's assistant
    • Favorite Saying: Sci-Fi's da bomb, yo.
    • Jimmy

    • Age: 13
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Football and playing his PS2
    • Favorite Saying: If you smoke to be cool, then you're acting like a fool.
    • Ashli

    • Age: 14
    • Home: Arlington
    • Hobbies: Going to the movies
    • Favorite Saying: Tobacco is Foul!
    • Jen

    • Age: 12
    • Home: Austin
    • Hobbies: Instant messaging
    • Favorite Saying: Sweet!
    • Jessica

    • Age: 13
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Downloading music
    • Favorite Saying: Seriously?
    • Smoke

    • Age: 18
    • Height: 5' 7"
    • Weight: 125 lbs.
    • Home: Odessa
    • Occupation: Unemployed right now because she took too many smoke breaks
    • Favorite Saying: Bring it on, Bad Boy!
    • Chew

    • Age: 19
    • Height: 5' 6"
    • Weight: 155 lbs.
    • Home: Midland
    • Occupation: Rodeo Clown
    • Favorite Saying: Ladies first!
    • Junior

    • Age: 9
    • Home: Waco
    • Hobbies: Playing football
    • Favorite Saying: The DUCK don't lie.
    • Bobby

    • Age: 10
    • Home: Waco
    • Hobbies: Playing video games
    • Favorite Saying: The DUCK don't lie.
    • Clarissa

    • Age: 15
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Listening to music
    • Favorite Saying: Duh!
    • Chanel

    • Age: 16
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Dancing with her girlfriends
    • Favorite Saying: Get OUT!
    • Zach

    • Age: 16
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Washing police cars as part of his community service
    • Favorite Saying: But Mom, I just got ungrounded.
    • Ricky

    • Age: 14
    • Home: Houston
    • Hobbies: Hanging out with the gang
    • Favorite Saying: Naw, I'm cool.
    • Slim Shakey

    • Age: 21
    • Home: San Angelo
    • Occupation: Pizza delivery guy
    • Favorite Saying: Gotta light?
    • Lesley

    • Age: 16
    • Home: Plano
    • Hobbies: Skateboarding
    • Favorite Saying: You've got to be kidding!
    • Jenny

    • Age: 17
    • Home: Plano
    • Hobbies: Shopping
    • Favorite Saying: Tobacco's really gross!
    • Rat

    • Age: 2 1/2 (human years)
    • Height: 4 inches
    • Weight: 8 ounces
    • Home: School wall
    • Occupation: Professional cheese eater
    • Favorite Saying: Pass the cheese, please.
    • Mutant Rat

    • Age: 2 1/2 (human years)
    • Height: 7 feet
    • Weight: 300 lbs.
    • Home: Tobacco Company Laboratory
    • Occupation: Tobacco Tester
    • Favorite Saying: To look like me, smoke tobacco.